Project Thursday

Ok, ok. I broke the forums. Sometime during the process of cleaning up a few things and trying to style the damn thing, I must have altered the PHP in that users in Internet Explorer (both 6 and 7) cannot post topics or replys.

So, if you thought to yourself, "Yes, today is the day that I make my first, sweet-ass post on Project Thursday! Huzzah!" then you thought wrong, unless your using an alternative browser like FireFox or Opera.

My apologies for the issue, and I’ll be working to get it fixed for you IE users (as well as finishing styling them) as soon as possible. Thanks.

I know I’m not alone here, fellas. You’ve heard it. I’ve heard it. Every man whose known the touch of the ladies has heard it. Shit, even those who haven’t probably heard it too. Yes, I’m talking about "that time of the month." These little words send shivers down the spine of the entire, hetero-male species.

Now, I’ve been in my fair share of relationships, and in every one of them, I’ve been handed the same bullshit speech from each of the [very -Ed.] lucky ladies to be by my side.

Oh Michael, you’re so lucky to be with me, because I’m one of those girls who has a very short, almost undetectable period, and I don’t get moody or grouchy at all! And all the while, I have the sexual appetite of a starving child in a third-world country. Take me now! Tee-hee! -Every One of Michael’s Girlfriends

Bullshit! Every lady that’s tricked me into believing these horrible fabrications has been the most raging, hormonal-driven beast I’ve ever set my eyes upon, and their only intention during this hellacious time of the month was either the total abandonment of my wang, permanent emotional scarring on my part, or both in heavy doses.

Ok, let’s stop beating around the bush; the Playstation 3 is struggling. There’s no denying the power this $600 piece of questionable joy is capable of, but all that falls by the wayside without good games to back it up. The fact of the matter is the PS3 has slim pickings when it comes to modern classics (let alone ones that are exclusive to the system).

Enter Incognito, Inc. with a reimagining of an old classic, Warhawk, exclusive to the PS3. But is Warhawk worthy to be praised with the likes of past Incog, Inc. hits like Twisted Metal, War of the Monsters, and Downhill Domination? And more importantly, is it worth your hard-earned cash?

As I’m sure you’re already aware, I’m a bit of a gaming advocate. I love them all, from PC to console. As such, I like to keep up-to-date on what’s going on in the gaming world, in part by reading a few select magazines that I think are all the bees knees. That is at least until recently.

Yes ladies and gentleman, PC Gamer officially sucks. There was a time where this magazine was the end-all, be-all of PC gaming news and reviews. But lately, a majority of the editorials and a good number of other articles are spent taking cheap sucker punches at their console brethren.

We here at Project Thursday feel that it is our duty to let you know that if you don’t already have the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion for your Xbox 360 or PC, you are officially not a gamer and have no soul. This game truly redefines what an RPG should be, as it is incredibly immersive, visually breathtaking, and highly addictive.

Fortunately, those of you who have yet to purchase this monumental epic can redeem yourselves and actually get a leg up on current Oblivion owners by picking up the "Game of the Year Edition," which arrived in stores today. It includes the original Oblivion content plus both the Knights of the Nine and Shivering Isles expansion packs; definitely worth the $60 cover charge. Just thought we’d let you know. You can thank us later.